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slime

HP 30 · DMG 8 · XP 15 · gold 3 · speed 2.4 · aggro 7 · range 1.5

Loot: nothing 63% · 🍺 Cold One 20% · 💩 Piece of Poo 8% · 🗡️ Rusty Sword 4% · 👕 Rags 4% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 1%

frog

HP 40 · DMG 10 · XP 24 · gold 4 · speed 3.8 · aggro 8 · range 1.6

Loot: nothing 58% · 🍺 Cold One 20% · 💩 Piece of Poo 6% · 🗡️ Rusty Sword 4% · 👕 Rags 3% · 🧥 Leather Jacket 3% · 🧃 Battery Juice 4% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 2%

imp

HP 45 · DMG 12 · XP 30 · gold 6 · speed 4.4 · aggro 9.5 · range 1.4

Loot: nothing 55% · 🍺 Cold One 18% · 🗡️ Rusty Sword 3% · 👕 Rags 3% · ⚔️ Iron Sword 5% · 🧥 Leather Jacket 5% · 🧃 Battery Juice 8% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 3%

golem

HP 130 · DMG 22 · XP 80 · gold 15 · speed 1.8 · aggro 8 · range 1.9

Loot: nothing 48% · 💣 Siege Bomb 5% · 🧃 Battery Juice 18% · ⚔️ Iron Sword 5% · 🧥 Leather Jacket 5% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 7% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 7% · 🥟 Cold Dumpling 3% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 1% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 1%

bat

HP 20 · DMG 6 · XP 12 · gold 2 · speed 5.4 · aggro 11 · range 1.3

Loot: nothing 68% · 🍺 Cold One 16% · 💩 Piece of Poo 6% · 🗡️ Rusty Sword 4% · 👕 Rags 4% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 2%

necroposter

HP 80 · DMG 15 · XP 45 · gold 8 · speed 2 · aggro 8 · range 1.6

Loot: nothing 52% · 🍺 Cold One 14% · 🧃 Battery Juice 10% · ⚔️ Iron Sword 5% · 🧥 Leather Jacket 5% · 🥟 Cold Dumpling 8% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 3% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 3%

spitter(ranged)

HP 40 · DMG 14 · XP 40 · gold 10 · speed 3 · aggro 12 · range 9

Loot: nothing 60% · 🧃 Battery Juice 16% · ⚔️ Iron Sword 4% · 🧥 Leather Jacket 4% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 5% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 5% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 4% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 1% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 1%

boomer

HP 70 · DMG 38 · XP 120 · gold 20 · speed 5.2 · aggro 13 · range 2

Loot: nothing 58% · 🧃 Battery Juice 18% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 7% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 7% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 6% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 2% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 2%

shaman(ranged)

HP 220 · DMG 20 · XP 160 · gold 28 · speed 2.8 · aggro 11 · range 9

Loot: nothing 56% · 🧃 Battery Juice 22% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 6% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 6% · 🥟 Cold Dumpling 6% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 2% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 2%

brute

HP 600 · DMG 42 · XP 260 · gold 45 · speed 2.1 · aggro 8.5 · range 2.1

Loot: nothing 44% · 🧃 Battery Juice 20% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 9% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 9% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 4% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 4% · 💩 Piece of Poo 10%

THREAD WRAITH

HP 1600 · DMG 50 · XP 700 · gold 150 · speed 3.6 · aggro 15 · range 2.3

Loot: nothing 9.9% · 🧃 Battery Juice 21.8% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 19.8% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 19.8% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 9.9% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 9.9% · 📜 Enchant Scroll 3% · 🔮 Blessed Orb 1% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 5%

SLIME OVERMIND

HP 4000 · DMG 30 · XP 900 · gold 400 · speed 2.8 · aggro 26 · range 2.8

Loot: 🏏 Legendary Whacker 20.6% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 20.6% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 12.7% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 12.7% · 🧃 Battery Juice 17.6% · 📜 Enchant Scroll 3.9% · 🔮 Blessed Orb 2% · 🥟 Cold Dumpling 9.8%

rammer

HP 380 · DMG 30 · XP 150 · gold 26 · speed 3.2 · aggro 11 · range 1.8

Loot: nothing 52% · 🧃 Battery Juice 22% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 8% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 8% · 🥟 Cold Dumpling 6% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 2% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 2%

warlock(ranged)

HP 300 · DMG 16 · XP 160 · gold 28 · speed 2.6 · aggro 12 · range 10

Loot: nothing 50% · 🧃 Battery Juice 24% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 7% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 7% · 📸 Thread Screenshot 8% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 2% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 2%

fatposter

HP 700 · DMG 32 · XP 260 · gold 40 · speed 2.9 · aggro 9 · range 1.7

Loot: nothing 40% · 🧃 Battery Juice 24% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 11% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 11% · 🏏 Legendary Whacker 3% · 🦾 Gigachad Plate 3% · 💩 Piece of Poo 8%

shitling

HP 220 · DMG 20 · XP 70 · gold 10 · speed 4.2 · aggro 14 · range 1.4

Loot: nothing 74% · 🧃 Battery Juice 16% · 🔪 Knight's Sword 4% · 🛡️ Plate Armor 4% · 💩 Piece of Poo 2%

pack toad

HP 700 · DMG 0 · XP 250 · gold 60 · speed 1.6 · aggro 0 · range 1

Loot: nothing 60% · 🧃 Battery Juice 40%

city warden

HP 900 · DMG 24 · XP 120 · gold 40 · speed 6 · aggro 0 · range 1.6

Loot: nothing 45% · 🧃 Battery Juice 35% · 🍺 Cold One 20%

Raid boss — the Overmind

SLIME OVERMIND: 15,000 HP fixed pool · 150g summon · every contributor gets 1,800 XP, 400g and 1 loot roll

ELDER OVERMIND: 120,000 HP fixed pool · 2000g summon · every contributor gets 9,000 XP, 1,600g and 2 loot rolls

ANCIENT OVERMIND: 250,000 HP fixed pool · 6000g summon · every contributor gets 27,000 XP, 4,800g and 3 loot rolls · plus a guaranteed 📜 Enchant Scroll each

PRIMORDIAL OVERMIND: 700,000 HP fixed pool · 15000g summon · every contributor gets 90,000 XP, 12,000g and 4 loot rolls · plus a guaranteed 🔮 Blessed Orb each

At set HP thresholds the boss SHELLS UP (takes 10% damage) and sheds living slime adds — kill every add to crack it open again.

ELDER OVERMIND enrages after 3 minutes: contact damage ramps without a ceiling and slams come twice as fast — finish it or wipe. Every contributor has a 15% chance to unlock the Eye of the Elder hat.

ANCIENT OVERMIND enrages after 4 minutes: contact damage ramps without a ceiling and slams come twice as fast — finish it or wipe. Every contributor has a 20% chance to unlock the Stone Visage hat.

PRIMORDIAL OVERMIND enrages after 5 minutes: contact damage ramps without a ceiling and slams come twice as fast — finish it or wipe. Every contributor has a 25% chance to unlock the Event Horizon hat.

Elite (camp leader): ×2.2 HP · ×1.5 DMG · ×2.5 XP · ×3 gold

Cursed Ring: ×3 HP · ×1.6 DMG · ×4 XP · ×4 gold

Chests: Chests always pay out: 2–4 rolls each, respawn in 90s. 🧃 20.8% 💣 5.7% ⚔️ 11.3% 🧥 11.3% 🔪 16% 🛡️ 16% 🏏 4.7% 🦾 4.7% 🥟 5.7% 📸 3.8%